literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
Any other hat is now obsolete because this majestic hat exists.
me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm
Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.
embarrassing memories hitting u like
Jonah Hill gets a supportive over-the-shoulder-five from Leonardo DiCaprio after his nomination reel was shown at the 86th Annual Academy Awards, March 2nd, 2014
sorry, but this was the cutest moment that night
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
1. Frankenweenie (2012)
2. Corpse Bride (2005)
3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS
And both of the human ones are named Victor
If you ever start to feel like a third wheel, stop. You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels.