the anatomy of a fall out boy song

spawkward:

  • cool bass line
  • incoherent mumbling
  • wooahh oh oh
  • na na na na  na  na  na
  • GUITAR
  • damn patrick how can you sing like that
  • angry punk yelling
  • title that doesnt make sense

kingsleyyy:

tumblr posts that end in “when did everyone on this website become so god damn smooth”

realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*

andythanfiction:

Richard reading Fifty Shades of Grey while Matt is acting it out. (x)

The only thing more incredible than the fact this show is allowed on network in prime time is that this cast is still allowed in public.

Archangels, everyone.

Archangels.

theclericsdiary:

charlottelabouff:

wonderfulhighschoollife:

Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children

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soaked-fallen-angel:

monobeartheater:

callow-maturity:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff

but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im not having nearly enough sex to be in a fanfiction

maybe we’re all the hated side characters

boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

steampoweredgrapejuice:

weavingthroughtimeandspace:

lolminoot:

Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS.

settle down there Thor

sadspaghetti:

"how’s your semester going?"

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makeitearlgrey:

asstrelli:

The Lion King
          Scar + Text Posts

We all slowly become the sassy villains in disney movies and the no-shit-giving adults in disney shows.

thecatalier:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks science side of tumblr

thecatalier:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.

You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.

When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks science side of tumblr

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

tumblingbookshelves:

I know people imagine Dumbledore laughing in his office about all the letters that get sent to Harry and all. But I think it was really Professor McGonagall. I think it’s infinitely more hilarious to consider her sending owl after owl to 4 Privet Drive, only to appear as a cat to watch in amusement. 

crowley-for-king:

That’s it.  That’s all the books.