sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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huntandshout:

corrupted-cumber-cookie:

hidingfromthespotlight:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

sherlockedwithfeels:

ignisaquae:

If a person’s biggest fear is heights, what form would that person’s boggart take?

jared padalecki idk

Do you think boggart Jared would forcefully give you a piggyback ride and run around yelling “I am your biggest nightmare”

because I think he would

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tHIS POST JUST MADE MY DAY JFC

sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

racat1010:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

shadogal94:

dreamerofderse:

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 

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I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and

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it looks like it has fucking wordart on it

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They literally fucking used WordArt

AMERICA

I thought it said “in god we thrust” at first

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

babymadrid:

Never forget Marcelo’s struggle, and the moment when Ronaldo was completely done with his shit.

babymadrid:

Never forget Marcelo’s struggle, and the moment when Ronaldo was completely done with his shit.

yeliw:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

mermaid dogs

yeliw:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

mermaid dogs

2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August

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1,169,537 plays

warpthruster:

phagearchives:

tunetechgoghead:

ask-candle-and-nightlight:

ask-templar-pony:

dottily:

there is only one way to dance to this song

Woops reblogged it again.

THIS WAS LIKE THE FIRST SONG I HAD EVER HEARD ON THE INTERNET

just the breath at the start of the song and i was singing along already fuck i miss this song

This is actually a really great song ok

THE NOSTALGIA OF THE 00’S

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge